And we're back!

Okay so I know I'm total LAME SAUCE. It's been a while since you heard from me, not that I've captivated you, lol. Anyways so many things to say but the question is "What to say?" Well, I suppose I can start with the fairly recent. On Monday April 25th my lovely friends Trinity, Vanity and Chastity put on a show for RuPaul's Drag Race season finale. I, of course being the good friend that I am, decided that I would dress up in support of them. Needless to say, if any of you attended Cancer's a Drag, I may look pretty but I'm not the daintiest of girls, lol. Nervous as they were, I lowered the bar and calmed them with luck that is specially saved for me. First I smashed a dress in the door, which of course people noticed. Then my dress got caught on a bar stool and pulled it over, at least a couple of times. Now let's not forget mother nature, apparently I'm her punch line too. I ran to the house to grab a couple items left behind, luckily the house is right next to the bar so I literally ran. However, just like in the movies, I step out of the house and the flood gates of the heavens open. I walked back into the bar looking like a drowned cat. All this took place within the first hour. So again if you want to look good for anything, just invite me, I'll lower the bar for you. All I have to say is, it's a good thing I have no shame when it comes to public humiliations. Until next time........Be Ridiculous!!!!